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10 of best Rowan Atkinson quotes

If you love Rowan Atkinson, you will certainly adore his quotes. Enjoy 10 of best Rowan Atkinson quotes!

Rowan Atkinson quotes : Crying in the rain

“I love walking in the rain because no one can see me crying”

 

Rowan Atkinson quotes : Path of my life

“The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil’s own satanic herd!”

 

Rowan Atkinson quotes : The last thing you must do

“As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself, ‘The last thing you must do is forget your speech.’ And, sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech.”

 

Rowan Atkinson quotes : Like Madonna

“It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.”

 

Rowan Atkinson quotes : Mousse and cheese

“I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.”

 

Rowan Atkinson quotes : one-legged man

“You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.”

 

Rowan Atkinson quotes : stickiest situation

“We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.”

 

Rowan Atkinson : when a man may fight

“A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I’d mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.”

 

Rowan Atkinson: I’m not a millionaire aristocrat

“Oh, something’s always wrong, Balders… the fact that I’m not a millionaire aristocrat, with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino, is a constant niggle.”

 

Rowan Atkinson: Factions within government

“The casual ease which some people move from finding something offensive to wishing to declare it criminal – and are then able to find factions within government to aid their ambitions – is truly depressing.”

 

 

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