What does a nigga and an apple have in common? Both look great hanging from a tree.
the parents of the sandy hook victims should of kept the Christmas receipts.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out a window
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.
How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
What’s the toughest thing about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on.
What do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice? A restaurant owner
How can you tell if a nigga is pregnant? Have her squat on a watermelon and check it for teeth marks.
What’s 7 inches long and hasn’t been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston’s crack pipe
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do brides wear a white dress? So that the dishwasher matches the washing machine.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A jail break.
What’s faster than a nigga stealing your TV? His brother with your xbox.
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating in the middle of the night? Drop it nigger!!
Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? I can’t unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
How do you blindfold a Chinese man? Dental floss!
Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow one are in the jail.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between cancer and Black people? Cancer got Jobs.
What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a downey jr inside of them.
What’s a word that white people can call white people, but black people can’t call black people? Dad.
A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life
I don’t understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he’s black and all, but I doubt he’ll shoot anyone.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.