What do a nigger and a sperm have in common? Both have a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?
What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator?
Two flies in a bottle.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
“Keep the tip”.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put mayonnaise on it.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick down a baby’s throat. Some top ones
What’s better than winning the WNBA championship? Peeing standing up.
What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An erection.
What do fat chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What’s pale, white, and bounces up and down in a baby’s crib? A pedophile’s ass.
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza don’t scream when you put it in the oven.
How does a black woman fight crime? She gets an abortion.
How do you drown a nigga? You pop their lips.
Why can’t Mexicans play UNO? They steal all of green cards.
What’s the worst thing about being black and Jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn’t born yesterday.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.
How did Jesus walk on water? Shit floats
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Nachos.
How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it.
I just gave my sister head. First time eating cheese.
How do you fuck a special person? You go down.
What did the black kid get for his birthday?
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to shoot and the other is fun to eat.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it’s other hand to the floor.
Black dads coming home.