What’s pale, white, and bounces up and down in a baby’s crib? A pedophile’s ass.
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza don’t scream when you put it in the oven.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put mayonnaise on it.
What’s the différence between a nigger and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
Why can’t Mexicans play UNO? They steal all of green cards.
What’s the worst thing about being black and Jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An erection.
What do fat chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.
How did Jesus walk on water? Shit floats
How does a black woman fight crime? She gets an abortion.
How do you drown a nigga? You pop their lips.
What’s the différence between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to shoot and the other is fun to eat.
How do you fuck a special person? You go down.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn’t born yesterday.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill.
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Nachos.
How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it.
I just gave my sister head. First time eating cheese.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it’s other hand to the floor.
What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
What did the black kid get for his birthday?
What’s faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
How did Hitler kill so many Jews? Free transportation
Why don’t black people go on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.
What’s the most confusing day in Detroit? Father’s day.
What’s the hardest part of watching a school bus full of kindergarteners go off a cliff? The erection.
What’s black and blue, and scares mothers everywhere? Crib death.