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Offensive Jokes

Offensives Jokes of the day

  26/03/2017

  Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-26/03/2017

What’s a Jewish dilema?
Free ham.

What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation check to the food bank.

What’s blue and doesn’t fit?
A dead epileptic.

Why do Asians have such squinty eyes?
Atomic bombs are pretty bright.

 

 

 25/03/2017

 Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-25/03/2017

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.

Why are black people tall?
Because their knee grows.

How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.

 

 

 24/03/2017

 Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-24/03/2017

What did one tampon say to the other?
They were both stuck up cunts.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Yeah, neither have they.

Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.

Why do black people keep getting stronger?
TVs keep getting bigger

 

 

 23/03/2017

 Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-23/03/2017

How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Piece of cake.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?
Your bike.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
Because she moans with the other.

 

 

22/03/2017

 Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-22/03/2017

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
“Keep the tip”.

What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair.

What did the black guy get on his SAT test?
Barbeque sauce.

What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

 

 

 21/03/2017

 Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-21/03/2017

What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?

What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator?
Two flies in a bottle.

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.

 

 

 20/03/2017

 Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-20/03/2017

Why don’t black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because KFC isn’t open on holidays.

Why can’t ophans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.

What’s worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?
Going back in to ask for a coat hanger.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.

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