What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
What is long and hard on a black man?
The fourth grade.
What did God say when Eve jumped in the lake?
Fuck, now the fish are going to smell like that.
How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 stool?
Turn it upside down.
Why shouldn’t women be allowed to drive?
There is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
Did you hear about the two car pile-up Mexico?
200 people died.
What do you call an Indian dating service?
Connect The Dots.
Why can’t Mexican high schoolers take drivers ed and sex ed on the same day?
Too much work for the donkey.
Did you hear about the leper hockey game?
There was a faceoff in the corner.
What does an elephant use for a vibrator?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
I was at an Indian restaurant last night when the waiter came over and said,”Curry ok sir”?
I said ok one song then fuck off.
What’s the difference between pink and purple?
What have women and condoms got in common?
If they’re not on your dick they’re in your wallet.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What does WIFE stand for?
Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
What kind of bees produce milk?
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
What’s black or white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
How do you starve a black guy?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Why don’t jews like oral sex?
It’s too close to the gas chamber.