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Offensive Jokes

Offensives Jokes of the day

Offensive jokes - 04/03/2017

Every day, our team propose you five amazing offensive jokes, so do not hesitate to come back to discover our daily novelties.

  10/06/2017

  Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-10/06/2017

Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
They can’t stand to see somebody else have a good time.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!

What do priests and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boy’s rooms with empty sacks.

What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff?
A chocolate drop.

 

 

  09/06/2017

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Offensive jokes-09/06/2017

 

How do you drown a black person?
Pop their lips.

What is the most positive thing in Harlem?
HIV.

What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.

Who are the two most famous black women?
Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.

 

 08/06/2017

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Offensive jokes-08/06/2017

 

How do you swat 200 flies at one time
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What’s black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What is a redneck virgin?
A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None… He fell.

 

  07/06/2017

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Offensive jokes-07/06/2017

 

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?
Rolaids.

What do you throw a Mexican man when he’s drowning?
His wife and kids.

What’s the similarities between a jew and a stiff nipple?
They both disappear after a hot shower.

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can’t take a joke.

 

  06/06/2017

  Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-06/06/2017

 

A thread to intentionally hurt someone? That’s pretty low.

it wasn’t one friend to another.

it was my brother to me.

I have heard rude jokes that I laughed at but I have enough respect for people to not repeat them. I just think it’s completely unnecessary.

What do a pregnant teenage girl and her baby have in common?

They’re both thinking, “Oh shit, my Mom is gonna kill me.”

 

 

  05/06/2017

  Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes-05/06/2017

 

What Screams and goes 300 mph? A baby in a blender.

What’s red and screams really loud? Skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Huh? I’m lost Besides the ‘post your potentially offensive jokes here’ part.

that was a joke. a “short bus” joke. and some are offended by those types of jokes. I felt the need to give warning.

 

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