Offensive jokes for Friday, 24 February 2017. My wife has been missing for… Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?…
Offensive jokes: My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said to prepare
for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all of her clothes back ….
Offensive jokes: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein? They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
Offensive jokes: The cost of living has now gotten so bad my wife is having sex with
me because she can’t afford batteries.
Offensive jokes: A man called 911 and said “I think my wife is dead”. The operator
says, “How do you know?” The man says “The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up.”
Offensive jokes: The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could
contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.