Offensive jokes for Thursday, 23 February 2017. The wife suggested I get myself… My son was thrown out of school today for…
Offensive jokes: The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She’s 21, and her name’s Kathy.
Offensive jokes: My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said “Son, that’s 3 schools this year! You’d better stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”
Offensive jokes: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Offensive jokes: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
Offensive jokes: I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning.