Offensive jokes for Saturday, 11 February 2017. Who was the worlds first carpenter?… Today’s BBC News – ‘it is confirmed that…
Offensive jokes: Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.
Offensive jokes: Today’s BBC News – ‘it is confirmed that three British school girls have now entered Syria’. Next week’s Daily Star – ‘it is confirmed that half of Syria have now entered three British school girls’.
Offensive jokes: It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. “She was wearing black… or was it red? Am I married?”
Offensive jokes: Which is like when you’re at the swimming pool, “No bombing”, “He’s turned! Bomb!”
Offensive jokes: What’s that Joker, you’ll be back? Somehow I don’t think you will be.