Offensive jokes for Sunday, 05 February 2017. What did the Jewish paedophile say to … My liver is a lot like my girlfriend…
Offensive jokes: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the child? Hey kid, would you like to buy some candy?
Offensive jokes: My liver is a lot like my girlfriend, I largely forget it exists, until the weekend when I pound the shit out of it.
Offensive jokes: I had a huge fight with my girlfriend yesterday, but I know she’ll come crawling back to me… …I stole the bitch’s wheelchair.
Offensive jokes: If women could take a joke as easy as they take a dick then the world would be a much nicer place to live in.
Offensive jokes: My daughter has reached the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. This morning she asked, “Is that the best you can do?”