Offensive jokes for Saturday, 04 February 2017. I’m not sure what my girlfriends… I have a love-hate relationship with…
Offensive jokes: I’m not sure what my girlfriends hate most about the uncomfortable silences. The basement floor or the duct tape.
Offensive jokes: I have a love-hate relationship with my girlfriend…I love her boobs, I hate her…
Offensive jokes: My new girlfriend called me a weirdo last night. “Fine” I said, removing my cock from her armpit, “You can pleasure yourself!”
Offensive jokes: If you’re thinking about dumping your girlfriend but aren’t sure how to go about it, I recommend a lake or a river. Never a dumpster.
Offensive jokes: I like my girls like I like my whiskey, Well-aged and has to be forced open with a sharp object.