Offensive jokes for Friday, 03 February 2017. I beat my girlfriend with a book the … Now you’re just going to feel a tiny …
Offensive jokes: I beat my girlfriend with a book the other day. I knocked Fifty Shades of shit out her.
Offensive jokes: “Now you’re just going to feel a tiny prick” My doctor said. I told him he should masturbate more.
Offensive jokes: Every time we get to the bedroom my girlfriend spoils the mood by asking silly questions. Such as “What’s a penis?”
Offensive jokes: School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian
Offensive jokes: The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese….and I like cheese.