A Jew walks in to a wall with a boner. What hits first?
how do you make jewce? take some uce and add a jew
What is the difference between a Jew and a dog?
The dog comes back
What’s the similarity between a Jew and a Italian…
They both smell good.
Where does Moshe hide money from his wife Sadie?
Under the vacuum cleaner.
What does a Jewish pirate say?
Why did the Jew soundproof his house?
So his kids couldn’t hear the ice cream truck.
Did you hear about the new jewish tire coming out this summer?
It not only stops you on a dime but it picks it up too.
What do you call gingers in Auschwitz?
Concentrated orange Jews.
Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it is ripe!
Who was the most well known Jewish cook?
What do you call the steaks ordered by ten Jewish men?
Q: What aren’t Jews in the Boy Scouts?
A: Their parents refuse to send them to a camp.
Q: What do you call a Jew in a hat?
Q: Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel?A: It’s called “Cheeses of Nazareth.
What goes faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A: Genghis Cohen.
Q: Would you believe the Flinstones were Jewish?
A: Yabba Dabba Jew!
Q: What do you call a Jewish knight?
A: Sir Cumsiced.
Q: What Holiday does a Jewish car celebrate?
A: Honk-in-ka —
Q: What do you call a potato that picks on Jews?
A: a dicTATER.
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish troll?
A: His name was Rumpled Foreskin.
Q: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
A: They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.
Q: What’s the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?
A: A Jew
Q: Why were gentiles invented?
A: Somebody has to pay retail.