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Jew jokes

Every day : 5 jew jokes

jew jokes - 27/02/2017

 16/04/2017

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jew jokes-16/04/2017

 

What do Hitler and Jews have in common? They both died by his command.

Why did the man give the Jewish woman lotion
Because her skin was ashy

The process of Jewish history.
Out of the frying pan and into the oven

guy: you smell something? jew: oh ya its my family.

 

 

  15/04/2017

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jew jokes-15/04/2017

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?the canoe is a better tipper.

What is the difference between a Jew and a steak?
A steak is clean when it goes in the oven.

what did the german say to the jew?
smoke a biff so i can blaze your ashes

Where do Jews go to think?
Concentration camp!

 

 

  14/04/2017

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jew jokes-14/04/2017

Why do Jews always smell so bad?
They have had bad experiences with showers.

What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I didn’t make love to a pizza when it came out of the oven

What do you call a train full of jews?
Whatever you want, they’re not coming back.

how many Jews does it take to fix a shower?
all of them.

 

 

  13/04/2017

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jew jokes-13/04/2017

What’s the difference between Santa and Jews?
Santa goes down the chimney.

I don’t know if I can trust my Jewish barber. He doesn’t actually have any hair himself.

What do you call a German Jew? A burned potato

Why was the Jew all out of breath?
Because He was gassed

 

 

  12/04/2017

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jew jokes-12/04/2017

Hey guess what jews used to take baths with. Acid

I wish I was a jew during world war two in europe.. they got a free train ticket!

What do you call a hot jew? Ash

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JEW AND A PIZZA?   JEW HAVE TO TURN DOWN THE OVEN FOR THE PIZZA

 

  11/04/2017

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jew jokes-11/04/2017

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb none cause they got turned to ash by hitler

How do you fit 5 nazis and 2 Jews in a car. 2 nazis in the front, 3 in the back and you put the Jews in the ash tray

I walked up to a jew and saw that he  looked  hungry… So I said hey Jew you look hungry, do you want a bagel. OK here you go. How was the bagel I said. I look at the ground. Whoops that was bleach…. Yikes

Why don’t Jews wear Jordan’s? Because they holocaust a lot of money

 

 

  10/04/2017

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jew jokes-10/04/2017

What kind of car can fit 1000 Jews?
Any car with an ashtray.

What sound does Hitler make when he sneezes?
“A Jew”

what’s worse than the holocaust? six million Jews.

What would you call a flying Jew? Smoke.

 

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