The Jews are a bunch of stoners, they love getting baked
Do you know how the Grand Canyon was formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel into a gopher hole.
What’s the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
A boy scout can come back from his camp!
What’s a Jew’s worst dilemma?
Why is money green?
Because the Jews picked it before it was ripe!
What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
How many Jews does it take to open a door?
Definitely more than 6 million.
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He comes down the chimney and says “Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?”
What’s the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What’s the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
What’s the difference between a vulture and a Jew?
A vulture waits until you are dead to eat your heart out!
Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club?
Let one in, and he will keep the rest out!
How do you know when your on a Jewish golf course?
The players don’t yell ‘FORE’ they yell ‘$3.99!’
What do you call a Jewish woman’s waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish what would cheetah be?
A fur coat
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Somebody dropped a shekel!
Who was the most well known Jewish cook?
Hitler! Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world. They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.
Why were gentiles invented?
Somebody has to pay retail
What do you call a potato that picks on Jews?
Would you believe the Flinstones were Jewish?
Yabba Dabba Jew!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free
Did you hear about the Jewish troll?
His name was Rumpled Foreskin.
Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
A “C” student with a Jewish mother.
How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
He installs a parking meter on the roof.
What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
What do you call the steaks ordered by ten Jewish men?
Did you hear about the Jewish ATM?
When you take out some money, it says to you, what did you do with the last $50 I gave you?