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jew jokes - 27/02/2017

Free Ecards offer every day five Jew Jokes. Enjoy and  share with the people you love.these. Jokes are just jokes : it is only for fun 🙂 


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jew jokes-27/05/2017


What did the JEWISH Santa say during Christmas?
Anybody want to BUY any presents…..

Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car!

A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, ‘Are you comfortable?’
The man says, ‘I make a good living

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me



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jew jokes-26/05/2017

Did you hear about the alligators in Florida
with little Jews on their tee-shirts?

What do you get when you cross a Jew and a Gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.

Why are synogoges round?
So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out
the collection plate.

Did you here about the Jewish – Japanese restarant?
Its called So sume.

When does the Jewish male fetus become a person (according to religious custom)?
When it graduates from Law school.



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jew jokes-25/05/2017

Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.

What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you say “fuck you” in Jewish?
Trust me.

Define Jewish foreplay.
Two hours of begging.



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jew jokes-24/05/2017

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What’s the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone who likes girls more than money.

How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her.

What’s the difference between a JAP and poverty?
Poverty sucks.



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jew jokes-23/05/2017

Who are the four most dangerous people in the world?
A Jew with money, a Greek with tennis shoes, a Puerto Rican with
a knife, and a Polack with brains.

What do you get when you cross a Jew with a gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.

Do you know how to keep Jews out of the country club?
Let one in, and he’ll keep the rest out.

Why is money green?
Because the Jews pick it before it’s ripe.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a quarter.



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jew jokes-22/05/2017

What bites but doesn’t swallow?
A Jewish girl.

Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two Jews found the same penny.

How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.

Why do Jewish girls think prostitution is such good business?
“Ya got it, ya sell it, ya still got it!”

First Jew: “Do you like pussy cats?”
Second Jew: “Yes, I do, but Pussy Cohen is okay too!”


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