– A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.
– What do you call a flying Jew?
– Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
– Because they have to go to the back of the oven.
– What is faster than sound?
– A Jew eating at a buffet.
– Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?
– Because Hebrews great coffee