Jew Jokes for Saturday, 25-02-2017. What do you call a gay Jew ? … Why do Jews hate German food ? …
– What do you call a gay Jew?
– A Heblew
– Why do Jews hate German food?
– It gives them gas!
– Went to a German market last week. My Jewish gra- nddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.
– What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?
– Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
– How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
– With a dustpan