– What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a passover pizza?
– What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
– A canoe tips!
– How do you take a head count in Israel?
– Roll a penny down the street!
– Why do Jews watch porn movies in reverse?
– They really love the scene when the whore is giving the man back his money.
– Why are Jewish men circumcised?
– Because Jewish women do not want to touch anything which has not got a 20% deduction.