Jew Jokes for Tuesday, 21-02-2017. I used to work for a Jewish pet … Why don’t Jews eat pigs? …
– I used to work for a Jewish pet shop.
– They were always making sure that no rabbis had accidentally hopped into my bag when I was leaving.
– Why don’t Jews eat pigs?
– You can call a Jew a lot of things, but they are certainly not cannibals.
– What is the difference between scouts and Jews?
– Scouts return from their camps.
– Hitler maybe killed 6 000 000 Jews,
– but he really saved the History Channel.
Two Jews are sitting on a bridge and killing some time. The first one dips his feet in the ocean and shouts: “It is cold! It is cold!”
The other one dips his nose and shouts: “It is also very deep!”