Jew Jokes for Thursday : Whats the difference between a jew and a … Why did the Jew soundproof his house? …
– Whats the difference between a jew and a vending machine?
– Vending machines give you your change back.
– Why did the Jew soundproof his house?
– So his kids couldn’t hear the ice cream truck.
– Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
– A jew with a coupon.
– Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
– Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.
– What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew’s clothes?
– The occupant.