Jew Jokes for Wednesday, 08-02-2017. What do you get when you cross a … How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and …
– What does a Jewish pirate say?
– Ahoy vey!
– What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
– A trip to Israel.
– Why did Hitler commit suicide?
– He saw the gas bill.
– How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
– When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.
– What does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves?
– He checks the sofa for loose change.