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Jew jokes – 08/02/2017

Jew Jokes for Wednesday, 08-02-2017. What do you get when you cross a … How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and …

 

Jew jokes

 

– What does a Jewish pirate say?
– Ahoy vey!

Jew jokes - 08/02/2017

 

– What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
– A trip to Israel.

Jew jokes

 

– Why did Hitler commit suicide?
– He saw the gas bill.

Jew jokes - 08/02/2017

 

– How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
– When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

Jew jokes

 

– What does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves?
– He checks the sofa for loose change.

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