Jew jokes for Tuesday, 07 February 2017. A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says … Whats the difference between a pizza and …
– Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
– Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!
– How was copper wire invented?
– Two jews were pulling at a penny.
– A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?”
– The man says, “I make a good living.”
– Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
– Pizzas don’t scream when you put them in the oven.
– Where does Moshe hide money from his wife Sadie?
– Under the vacuum cleaner.